By Antonio D. French
Filed Saturday, April 1 at 6:49 AM
Seemingly without provocation, a candidate running for a state office today attacked a reporter outside of Lambert Airport.
The female reporter simply approached State Rep. Swan Bjork (R-164) and said, "Welcome to St. Louis." Bjork then leaped into a vicious attack, leaving her own staff to pull her off.
After the attack, the stunned reporter could only say, "Imagine what she would've done to that PUB DEF guy."
Happy April Fool's Day.
6 Comments:
Hah! That's hilarious. Keep up the great work Antonio.
9:33 AM, April 01, 2006
dude, keep it up and the RFT will want to hire you!
; )
10:40 AM, April 01, 2006
Ah, you totally got me! Good stuff. Made me laugh.
11:41 AM, April 01, 2006
good job! you had me right up to the end.
12:49 PM, April 01, 2006
To bad we don't realy have politicos like bijork running the the wild hundreds rep. seats. Insted we have a Ken Griffy, Chief wana duby, Glen Miller, and Mad Dog Linsted.
keep up the good work.
2:19 PM, April 01, 2006
Thanks for the comments, everyone.
12:39 PM, April 02, 2006
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